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The republicans have returned to Tallahassee with a vengeance and very little else.
They have already offered Floridians more privatization and ZERO Transparency. They have ressurrected the PRIVATIZE ALL SOUTH FLORIDA PRISONS. But for a kicker they through in a secondary codicile that they can privatize any Florida service with no over sight until after the CONTRACT IS SIGNED.
NO TRANSPARENCY for you they seemed to be saying. They offered women less access to Abortion Services and as a side benefit they've floated the idea of PERSONHOOD for ZYGOTES.
And for icing they've promised to criminalize Doctors who perform these services. Yes FREEDOM REIGNS HERE. No more government in the Sunshine for you!
REDISTRICTING:
Lines are not drawn, no boundaries means that it's difficult to bring candidates aboard with this degree of uncertainty.
SCHOOL BUDGETS:
No funds for building or repair, and the Governor wants to TAKE MONEY BACK as well as deny any funds for repair.
PRISONS:
Again the Legislature tries again to reward it's benefactors in the private "FOR PROFIT" prison system. This will result in more layoffs and and more unemployed. And a loss of transparency.
FLORIDA DEMS:
Feign interest in the PROGRESSIVE ACTIVISTS and then dance RIGHTWARD. Shunning debates and choosing instead to move back toward the annointing process held in smokey back rooms.
AWAKE GROWS and OCCUPY BLOSSOMS!
Watch out Sell Outs - Activists are Empowered
Once again, the pranksters from KOCHCO
Have provided us a silly season worth the ink spilled to document it. First we lost poor sister Sarah whose bus tour to oblivion accomplished little more than slow the dump of pulp paper from her once famous face to tomorrows tourists.
Then bang bang bang we lost Bachman and Sugar Cain, with his duetschlander Nein, Nein, Nein well it did sound like a slogan.
And the scandals oh what scandals at least it was boy on girl. Not like the usual trash-talkin anti-gay bashing HOMOSABOTEURS.
Then we lost two more in the past week, the sensible Hunstman what was he doing here with this bunch, and now, alas the Perry Winker from TAXES.
So without the viscous Bachman and the vacuous Ms. Sarah having lost Cain and Huntsman today we lost Perry. But since the gods of political humor, have smiled again on those of us, who are not RABIN.
Stevie Colbert has tossed his tri - corner into the bloody ring. He is finally the first SERIOUS CANDIDATE in the REPUBLICAN CONFAB.
Tonight, tonight tonight the games' a foot.
The Bard's Grove